Lady Bay Festival - 7th September

Got to do some promotional material for the Lady Bay Festival on the 7th September. Castle Rock are brewing a beer for the occasion so I did some beer mats and the beer pump label.

Halves all the way...

Went on a stag pub crawl on Saturday. Got off the lines a few times but it only made the hangover worse.

New Tory party logo

The greenest government ever? Make the lie big, keep it simple, keep saying it and eventually people will believe it.

In addition from the Bingham tourist board....

"Fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists"

UKIP are at it again.

More from the Bingham Tourist board....

Courtesy of the Bingham tourist board....

Quiet man of naked truth

Bit late on this with the story having been and gone but I thought I'd do something. IDS either speaks the naked truth or bare arsed lies. Either way he is naked. And saggy.

Got the brushes out...

And the paints, then found out I had forgotten how to paint. Here is the only acceptable one from several attempts to put up here. But undeterred, I'll continue painting until I get another one to post...

Dingley Dell

Remember the magpie picture? Well the brief for the the book cover changed to dingley dell, which sounds a little rude...

Ethereal night walk and cow shit

A couple of weeks ago, a few of us walked across the fields from our house to a great little country pub. There we ate good food, got drunk and then it got dark. So we had to trace our footsteps back across the fields, one of which contained cows. After slipping on several cow mines I spotted three majestic trees silhouetted against the summer night. In the ethereal light they appeared to move along side us like a benevolent guardians or guide us away like malevolent shadows. But, I had been drinking...

More fun with vectors!

Hot weather always makes me think of going to the beach. Along with jellyfish stings and sand in your ice cream there is often a cool breeze just to really piss you off...